Adam, what do I do if the vending machine stole my money or my food gets stuck?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, sorry. It depends on what you were trying to buy. If it was one of those strawberry poptarts that only come with one, it's your fault for spending a dollar on that anyway. You can get a box at Publix for like $2.50. But if it was goldfish...man I feel for you. That's tragic. All you can do is kick and scream and pray to the heavens that you'll see better days.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, sorry. It depends on what you were trying to buy. If it was one of those strawberry poptarts that only come with one, it's your fault for spending a dollar on that anyway. You can get a box at Publix for like $2.50. But if it was goldfish...man I feel for you. That's tragic. All you can do is kick and scream and pray to the heavens that you'll see better days.