Why do you have a beard?
Why don't you? I'm assuming you don't by the tone I also assumed you used while writing this clown question. My beard is a staple of who I am. My beard gets me respect. My beard gets me into R-rated movies when I'm only 16. My beard gets me all of these things, and on top of it all, my beard gives me life. That's why I have a beard, you uncultured swine.
Why don't you? I'm assuming you don't by the tone I also assumed you used while writing this clown question. My beard is a staple of who I am. My beard gets me respect. My beard gets me into R-rated movies when I'm only 16. My beard gets me all of these things, and on top of it all, my beard gives me life. That's why I have a beard, you uncultured swine.